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May. 30th, 2012 01:06 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mistergabel[There. Now Grrbund has a new story to be read to him until the trauma is seared into his brain and his psyche is forever altered.]
mistergabel[There. Now Grrbund has a new story to be read to him until the trauma is seared into his brain and his psyche is forever altered.]
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Date: 2012-05-30 05:54 am (UTC)Re: 1/4
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Date: 2012-05-30 05:55 am (UTC)[DO SOMETHING GABEL CAN DO IN AN INSTANT]
[DOESN'T LIKE THIS STORY]
Re: 1/4
Date: 2012-05-30 06:00 am (UTC)Freakin' scary, right?! That's why you gotta do as I say!! [muffles your mouth a little SSSHH NOT SO LOUD]
Oi, turn it down a little or your big self will hear and cause trouble!! Let's start again from the top! We gotta read it until you memorize it! [TURNS TO PAGE ONE]
Grrmany: The Sexist, Gender Oppressive, Really mean and unfun Werewolf, story by the evil me!!
Re: 1/4
Date: 2012-05-30 06:05 am (UTC)uh
morning]
[with grrrbund screaming and struggling and probably biting and trying to run away]
[and being traumatized but not in the way you want him to be]
[the end]
[except not really there's a book two but it's horrible]
[for you, gabel]
[it's horrible for you]
Re: 1/4
Date: 2012-05-30 06:07 am (UTC)[when he grows up to be batshit insane.]
[he can eat him]
[so long as he does it with claws painted hot pink]
Re: 1/4
Date: 2012-05-30 06:09 am (UTC)[And to come over here to let him do so]
[yes, follow him into the basement]
[that's where the magic happens, Bruder, you've known that for years]
[lets paint my nails pretty]
[and make some magic]
[let us be unified once more, brother, I don't feel connected enough to you. . . .]