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[mistergabel]

[There. Now Grrbund has a new story to be read to him until the trauma is seared into his brain and his psyche is forever altered.]

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[deutschgrrrbund.livejournal.com]

[STORYTIME YAY YAY so excited as usual! But it's a sleepy excited!!! All curled up and fluffy and tail-wagging and in his jammies and making cute puppy jawn faces and curled up against your side and happy and excite for storytime!!!!]

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[deutschgrrrbund.livejournal.com]

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[deutschgrrrbund.livejournal.com]

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[deutschgrrrbund.livejournal.com]

[BAWLING BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN]

[DO SOMETHING GABEL CAN DO IN AN INSTANT]

[DOESN'T LIKE THIS STORY]

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[mistergabel.livejournal.com]

[CRYING MEANS THAT YOU ARE LEARNING]


Freakin' scary, right?! That's why you gotta do as I say!! [muffles your mouth a little SSSHH NOT SO LOUD]


Oi, turn it down a little or your big self will hear and cause trouble!! Let's start again from the top! We gotta read it until you memorize it! [TURNS TO PAGE ONE]

Grrmany: The Sexist, Gender Oppressive, Really mean and unfun Werewolf, story by the evil me!!

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[deutschgrrrbund.livejournal.com]

[And thus this continued long into the

uh

morning]

[with grrrbund screaming and struggling and probably biting and trying to run away]

[and being traumatized but not in the way you want him to be]

[the end]

[except not really there's a book two but it's horrible]

[for you, gabel]

[it's horrible for you]

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[mistergabel.livejournal.com]

[so long as he lets him paint his nails]



[when he grows up to be batshit insane.]



[he can eat him]


[so long as he does it with claws painted hot pink]

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[deutschgrrrbund.livejournal.com]

[He'll tell you he will]

[And to come over here to let him do so]

[yes, follow him into the basement]

[that's where the magic happens, Bruder, you've known that for years]

[lets paint my nails pretty]

[and make some magic]

[let us be unified once more, brother, I don't feel connected enough to you. . . .]